Take Me Out Blog 4

Blog 4 from Lucy's Shed.

This week we 'ave mostly been eating......my words.

The 3rd act isn't working.

Shed attacked by crows. Old lady in the park tells me it's because I am messing with stuff I don't understand. There is evil in this world and I shouldn't invite it in.

The 3rd act isn't working.

Alastair living in a shed now too. In Somerset. He has started eating roadkill and bought a  gun.

The 3rd act isn't working.

Had bad dream that I found a baby with a melted face. It had been abandoned in a lift in a Holiday Inn next to an airport.

The 3rd act isn't working.

My daughter's best friend moves to Wigan to open a Chinese Takeaway.

The 3rd act isn't working.

Skype My brother on Shetland. There are no trees or rats on Shetland. Spend too long thinking about that.

The 3rd act isn't working.

Work 'till 4am. Very tired.

Lock myself out of house before breakfast. My friend Peewee  has to climb over wall and break in.

The 3rd act isn't working.

Keep going out in my slippers.

What is a bloody horror film anyway? Everyone has a  opinion.  

The 3rd act isn't working.

Everyone has an opinion about everything.

The 3rd act isn't working.

Me and Alastair consider turning idea into a hardcore porn film. At least that way we'll get an audience.

The 3rd act isn't working

The 3rd act isn't working

The 3rd act isn't working

Damn

Writer Lucy Catherine, Tuesday 9 March 2010